"Joni the Terrible" illo by Norm Breyfogle. Photo illustration by Stephen Pytak. Copyright 2008 by Stephen Pytak.
JONI THE TERRIBLE -- Hellion determined to eradicate The .40 Caliber Mouse and anyone associated with it. Armed with .40 caliber pistols, an MP5 submachine gun, grenades and attitude, she attacks everything she suspects is tied to its existence. She wants Corinn and company to know what it's like to be hunted by the very thing they unleashed. She's made efforts to look like she's working for the outfit. She has patches featuring the organization's mascot, Lucky the Vicious, on her pistol holsters. Her guns are loaded with .40 caliber bullets. Her real name isn't Joni. Corinn comes up with the nickname, while making a joke about Reeves' late wife, Joni. Corinn and he both agree the fiery vigilante pursuing them bears a frightening resemblance. ALLIES: Her submachine gun, pistols and grenades.
HOBBIES: Causing extensive property damage and human casualties. Mass murder. Grave digging.
MUSIC: Explosions. Screams of her victims.
GUILTY PLEASURES: Taking out pedestrians who accidentally cross in front of her bullet traffic.
PET PEEVES: Having exploding glass fly in her face. Firestorms threatening her existence. Fools who bring knives to gun fights. Partial victories. In the game she was playing, partial victories didn't count.